Alright, boys and girls. They are ready to make the movie of one of the best science fiction books ever written. If you have never read “Ender’s Game” by Orson Scott Card, please stop now and go find it. Read it. Read it, again. Then come back here and agree with me about who I think would make the ideal cast for this movie.
(I’m waiting.)
Okay. That’s long enough. The ideal cast for the movie (being that you can’t actually find six to nine year olds that can actually act and remembering that “Sixth Sense” was a looong time ago —sob!—) is . . . . get this . . . most of the cast of Nickelodeon’s Ned’s Declassified. I am not kidding you. These are great kids and since they want to skew the movie towards an older audience anyway, this would be the way to do it.
Tell me this is not the perfect idea. At least they should definitely get the kid that plays Ned as the lead. I can’t imagine a more perfect Ender.
If you read below this line you will sort of get the vague idea of what happens at the end of “Ender’s Game” so if you’re only half way through the book, DO NOT PROCEED!
(O.K.. I did a quick Google on Orson Scott Card and came up with a few very interesting articles written last year. So, let me say this. I completely disagree with almost everything political that Card has EVER said. I deeply, deeply hope his public persona is fake — sort of a parallel to the political ideas in “Ender’s Game”. I mean it’s sort of like listening to “Kentucky Woman” or “Walk on Water” and later finding out that Diamond might be a misogynist. I really want to believe in the words a writer writes. )
That being said it does not mean that he didn’t write a darn good book. “Ender’s Game” is almost perfect. You wind up feeling sorry for Ender, not because of what he has done, but because he is a dupe and a child. There were people pulling his strings when he didn’t even know he had any. And he felt bad. And he hated what he had done. The mass murderers of the world ( and we’ve had real ones — all the way back to the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition ) are extremely non-sympathetic. They did not care about what they had done. NOT EVER. And they were usually NOT CHILDREN. ( Yes. Pre-teens count as children in my book. )
The last pages of the book are stunning and strange. You will be moved and you will want to read the next book. (Unfortunately, I have not been able to get past the first chapter. I’m sure it’s wonderful. It just doesn’t flow for me like “Ender” did. )
All in all, I hope there are no real conspiracys. I hope that Card is not trying to take over the world. I hope we can all sit back and watch a wonderful movie, based on a wonderful book, with a wonderful young actor — Devon Werkheiser — in the lead. I hope all of this takes place before that wonderful young actor (or whoever they pick) turns 21.
(Just found out he’s 16 and Card doesn’t want anyone over 12 or 13 to play the part. I’m weeping. But look at it this way. He’s not really a 13 year old, but he plays one on tv. )
I’m still a chicken, but I’m hitting publish anyway. Ehem.